leathermouth: Whenever I see like 13 year olds being new emos I laugh to myself because I’m a veteran emo
thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
Interviewer: Let me hear your moo’s please.
Frank: Uh, moo?
Interviewer: That was great, that was kind of a slightly depressed one there, Gerard.
Gerard: Well, wouldn’t a cow be depressed? I’m just saying, I don’t bring any harsh reality to the listeners, but if I was a cow, I think I’d be bummed.
Interviewer: Now you’ve got us pondering the existential life of a cow. Okay, what “baah” sound would you make and for what reason?
Frank: Uh, ‘cause you told me to?
Interviewer: Well that’s a lot more excited I think.
Gerard: Yeah I think sheep are more excited, ‘cause they live longer.
Frank: And they’re warm.
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: teruteruhanamura: im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT LORD FUCKWAD HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
ohmyloki: flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts