May 2013
leathermouth:
Whenever I see like 13 year olds being new emos I laugh to myself because I’m a veteran emo
thernardier:
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
Interviewer: Let me hear your moo’s please.
Frank: Uh, moo?
Gerard: Mooohooo.
Interviewer: That was great, that was kind of a slightly depressed one there, Gerard.
Gerard: Well, wouldn’t a cow be depressed? I’m just saying, I don’t bring any harsh reality to the listeners, but if I was a cow, I think I’d be bummed.
Interviewer: Now you’ve got us pondering the existential life of a cow. Okay, what “baah” sound would you make and for what reason?
Frank: Uh, ‘cause you told me to?
Gerard: Baaahahahaaa.
Frank: Baahaa?
Interviewer: Well that’s a lot more excited I think.
Gerard: Yeah I think sheep are more excited, ‘cause they live longer.
Frank: And they’re warm.
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:
teruteruhanamura:
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
icouldntfindanyotherusername:
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
ohmyloki:
flying-inca56:
“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts
